“Hey, Dad?”
“I’m not your Dad.”
“Dad, can we go outside and play?”
“I’m not your Dad. And no we can’t.”
“Why not, Dad?”
“I’m not your Dad. And we can’t go outside because the lady that feeds us won’t let us.”
“Why not, Dad?”
“I’m not your Dad. And it’s because she has this irrational fear that we won’t come back [...]